¿WHICH ASS R U?

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1. LAZY ASS - This is when there is no movement on the man's part except trying to stop full thrust of the dick into the rectum. He says faster, faster but still is not putting any effort into the action at hand.
2. THE WENDY'S WINDOW ASS – this is a boy you pick up around 12:30a.m when everyone is sleeping and he knows that you are coming so he is waiting by the door. You don't have to beep the horn or call him from the car because he knows the deal. He usually is not the best looking boy. You are never seen with this boy in public places and you hate that he mentions your name to his friends. There is no reason to ask how your day was because it is too late for conversation. It is all agreed upon before he evens gets into the car. Nine out of ten times, there is no talk of relationship, because that might spoil the mood.
3. THE CONQUERED ASS – This is the boy who teased you for about two or three years and finally you get your chance and you please the ASS in a way it has never been pleased before. Now you have this boy calling you and wondering when ya'll can HOOK UP again. There is no ASS better then THE CONQUERED ASS!
4. THE ALL INCLUSIVE ASS – This when you get all the benefits of sex. The ASS is yours for the taking. The ASS smells like roses even after sex and tastes better than candy. Not only is the ASS yours whenever or wherever you want it, he give you ALL the sexual favors you can imagine. The head is tremendous, the kind that you write your mother about and he can handle the dick when you hit it from the back.
5. THE OUT OF TOWN ASS – This is the ASS you met on the last trip you and your friends took. He only keeps in touch via email and he does not want a long distance relationship. He visits only at your discretion and always comes alone but is willing to bring a friend. He is number one when you go back to that city and only wants to have lunch to catch up on missed conversation. THE OUT OF TOWN ASS is necessary for the traveling single man.
6. THE FRUSTRATION ASS – This is the boy you call when you need to let some loose. You decide to call him when your day at work is miserable. You may even set this up before leaving work or on the way home. The only reason for this activity to take place is to get your mind off of other things. Afterwards you might think to yourself and say why did I just do that. The boy who is receiving the dick doesn't mind because he doesn't get much action to begin with. THE FRUSTRATION ASS is sometimes THE WENDY'S WINDOW ASS.
7. THE FREQUENT FLIER ASS – This is the boy you know is fucking around, but you just don't care. He has lubrications that are halfway used already. He always has condom wrappers in his bathroom trash and beer in the fridge. The only reason why you keep fucking is because it's good, he's not bad looking and there could never be a relationship. It has not been proven, but he could have fucked one of the guys you use to go to school with. The ASS is not loose, but it is not THE HANDS ON THE HIPS ASS.
8. TIME TO GO ASS – This is the ASS that when the pants come off him you can smell the booty! If this happens it is not even worth the two bars of soap it will take to get rid of the stench off your dick. This occurs with boys you bring home from the club, so to avoid this, take a good whiff while in the car with him or better yet invite him to take a shower with you.
9. THE TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT ASS – This is the boy everyone expects you to fuck. You haven't touched him because he has a big mouth, lives next door or is a close friend of the family's relative. There is also the chance that he is all three. He is cute but you know the consequences. He continues to tease you with the ASS and at any moment when the both of you are alone, he lets you know he wants to fuck. The best thing to do is fuck his friend. Last but not least.........
10. THE HANDS ON THE HIPS ASS – This is the boy that you fucked only one time cause he could not handle the dick. No matter the position you tried, he complains that it hurts. Not only is he screaming like you are murdering the him, he puts his hands on your hips so that you can't get your full stroke on. It's like fucking with half of your dick. He does not know the proper way to suck dick so there is no pleasure there and doggy style to his like asking him to eat some pussy.