iAm(A)ga(Y)te-keeper is SEXUALITY, LOVE, LIFE...: ¿WHAT THE FCUK?

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Sunday, 30 October 2011

¡FIND GOD'S MATCH FOR YOU!

I HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT THIS VIDEO BUT I WON’T, SO I'VE WRITTEN REALLY BIG. I'M HOPING THE SHEER SIZE OF MY WORDS WILL SHOW EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS RIDICULOUS AD. SOMETIMES BIG CAN BE GOOD. THE LOVE I FEEL FOR HUMANITY IS GOOD. SOMETIMES BIG CAN BE BAD. CHRISTIANITY IS BAD (HISTORY DICTATES). I HOPE THE SIZE OF THE WORDS IN THIS ENTRY ARE CONSIDERED GOOD, LIKE MY LOVE FOR HUMANITY & NOT BAD LIKE THIS AD.

¿WHAT ARE SINGLE NON-CHRISTIANS TO DO?

¡PAGING SATAN!

Tuesday, 18 October 2011

SHANNEN DOHERTY'S EDUCATION CONNECTION

I can’t decide what is more diabolical, this commercial or Shannen Doherty. Every time this ad comes on TV I am like WTH? What was her manager/agent thinking? I know many of us don’t know Shannen beyond what we’ve seen her do career wise and not to mention the bad girl persona she has put out there. Nonetheless, I find that she represents how people are typically ‘mismatched’ with who they really are behind the facade or mask that gets them approval from those that can’t see the ‘back story’ of what ‘brought them to whom they appear to be’. Do you think that she believes if she REALLY gets what she deserves, we’ll see how the ‘smoke and mirrors’ of Hollywood play a big part in the ‘show’ we call celebrity?

Thursday, 23 June 2011

'GOD' MUST BE REAL PLEASE WITH WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH

Westboro Baptist Church, the Kansas-based organization that made its name picketing military funerals to protest the country's policy on gay soldiers, plans to make an appearance at the funeral of "Jackass" stuntman Ryan Dunn.

Why? Apparently the congregation, led by pastor Fred Phelps and his Twitter-happy daughter, was offended by Dunn's most famous "Jackass" stunt: the insertion of a toy car into his rectum. In one of the printable passages from the church's press release about Dunn, they write:

"This arrogant jackass, famous for his 'vulgar stunts' at which this nation snickered, died in a car accident in Goshen, PA (one of the most evil states to ever exist) after tweeting a picture of himself & two "friends" drinking - just hours before a 3 AM high-speed crash left him & his passenger dead & in flames. This is no prank! In His wrath, God cut off this young man in the prime of his life, because he made a mock of sin, and taught his fellow man to grievously sin against God!" It goes on:"God will not acquit an arrogant, proud, filth-loving sinner, who spent every ounce of every resource God gave him to pimp grotesque, nasty (and not even slightly funny) sin!"

Okay. Thanks Westboro Baptist. I had SERIOUS reservations posting this story because it just hurt my soul. I can't believe (yes I can) that people would take time out of their day to do something like this. I am not a church goer, but shouldn't the church, I don't know seek ways to make humanity better and do what their 'God' ask of them?

Wednesday, 08 June 2011

DANIEL TOSH SEXUALLY HARASSES HIS EMPLOYEE'S NIPPLES

This is the most awkward, hilarious, kinda arousing video I’ve seen in a while. LOL. Comedian Daniel Tosh decided his writing staff at Tosh.0 needed to get their man nipples pinched, prodded and clamped. Who better to do it than self-proclaimed “Pleasure Coach” Bob Patrick to harass his employee’s man-teats. Of course, it’s even funnier if he comes naked.

Being a good sport himself, Daniel Tosh becomes the recipient of Patrick’s services. The masseur rubs his naked body on Tosh while his writing staff works around him. Then he puts his head in between Tosh’s butt cheeks. The whole segment was captured for Daniel Tosh’s show on Comedy Central. Depending on how relaxed your work environment is, you can watch it at your desk. All the naughty bits (Thank God in Patrick’s case) are all blurred out.