About two weeks ago my manager (and use that term loosely) got a
visit from his ‘friend.’ This visit started like the ones before but went to a
place that left me with a WTF feeling when she left.
You she came to the door I let her in and she said hello with a
smile and walked to my manager’s office, she said excuse me and I was like okay
because I wasn't really paying attention. There was silence in the office
because my manager and I were listening to the local talk radio show that was
on in his office.
Then came the first sound that interrupted the silence, the sound
of two people kissing and them trying to be as quiet as they can be. There was
slurping and other noises that they couldn't control. I felt like a deer caught
in the headlights as I didn't want to turn on the TV because they would realize
I know what was going on and I wanted to hear (sue me).
After a while I thought I should leave, go for a walk or something,
but some reason my feet wouldn't move as I couldn't believe that my married
manager would be having sex with someone that is NOT his wife in the office
with paper thin walls. Now don’t get me wrong I pleasure myself @ work quite
often and I am not a prude, but when I do my ‘handy’ work I am here alone, I don’t
bring anyone else in on my pleasure.
Nice blog and great post!
ReplyDeleteThank, your blog is nice as well :-)
DeleteThey both are being absolutely unprofessional in their actions. They are being paid to work, not to engage in carnal pleasure. That's the reason it's called a "workplace" and not a hotel room.
ReplyDeleteI'd have remained at my work station. At the very least, you're continuing to perform your assigned duties. I'd discreetly contact your human resources department as to what options are available to you.
Terrific and provocative post, my blogger brother!
there is NO human resource department, it is just my 'manager' and myself.
DeleteThanks for following me
ReplyDeleteYou are welcome.
DeleteLOL! I couldn't put myself in that war zone
ReplyDeleteKnock on the door and join in?
ReplyDeleteHmmm, maybe next time.
DeleteI think you acted accordingly. The office isn't the place to be doing that kind of business, but believe it happens more than you can imagine in almost all offices.
ReplyDeleteYeah his jumpoff calls here daily.
DeleteYou did the right thing! Mind yo bidniss and keep it to yaself!
ReplyDelete-_Cogito
Well I didn't exactly keep it to myself, I am telling your guys here :-)
DeleteThe emotions on my face would tell the story once he and his jump off walked out the office. They'd both get side-eyed down, and possibly a head disapproving head shake. I'd continue to do my job, but if I feel that it is affecting my ability to do my job, I'll bring it up to him from a professional standpoint, not making reference to anything personal.
ReplyDeleteThey both acted like NOTHING happened.
DeleteSure you ain't making reference to something personal?