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In news that will excite the millions of gay men (and wrestling fans) reading this sentence right now, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson announced that he will be returning to the WWE after a long absence from the ring. At the moment he’ll only cop to hosting Wrestlemania on April 3, but of course he’s going to wind up in the ring and though I am not a fan of wrestling, I will watch him kick some jabroni ass. So men tell me, do you smeeeeellll what The Rock [dramatic pause] is cookin'?
I held my breathe - thought you were going to tell me: he's gay
ReplyDeleteThis is OK news too
®‡ø - NO SIR, BUT THERE IS STILL HOPE...
ReplyDeleteMECHADUDE2001 - I KNEW IT WOULD SMELL LIKE THAT FOR YOU!:)
ReplyDeleteI want a big hug from him.
ReplyDeleteHe. Is. God.
Furies be praised.
He is SO fuckin' sexy!!!
ReplyDeleteCALI-P - I KNOW RIGHT!
ReplyDeleteMR. TODDY - A BIG HUG HUH?
ReplyDeleteTalk about eye candy and that voice could make me cum.
ReplyDeleteCHET - SO I TAKE IT THAT YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?
ReplyDeleteNow only if STONE COLD comes back, I will then Start back watchin WWE, I have Not been as long as The Rock been gone. WWE has gotten TOOOOO damn corny and boring Im surprise it still exist
ReplyDeleteDONN M. - ALWAYS THOUGHT WWE WAS CORNY!
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