SEX FACTS...

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GIVING HEAD:  massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. (SWALLOWING BODY JUICES is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth, so suck a dick and save a smile).

                  

BURNING CALORIES : 
NICE SEX:  Having nice sex burns 358 calories.                    
ROUGH SEX:  Having rough sex [make it hurt], burns 543 calories.              

TAKING OFF CLOTHING:
With consent – 12 cal
Without consent – 187 cal

                    

TAKING OFF UNDIES:
With two hands – 8 cal
With one hand – 12 cal
With mouth – 85 cal
                      
PUTTING ON PROTECTION:
With a hard-on – 6 cal
With soft dick – 315 cal
                      
FOREPLAY:
Looking for target – 8 cal
Finding the spot – 92 cal
I don't F&CKING care attitude – 0 cal
                       
DIFFERENT STYLES AND POSITIONS:
Missionary – 358 cal
Doggy – 316 cal
69 lying – 286 cal
69 standing – 512 cal
                    
ORGASM:
Real – 112 cal
Faking – 315 cal
                      
AFTER THE BIG 'O':
Lying in Bed – 18 cal
Hop off the bed – 36 cal
Wondering why you are the only one smiling – 816 cal
                      
GETTING DRESSED:
Quiet and calm – 32 cal
Rushing – 98 cal
Heard spouse opening the door – 1218 cal
Heard parents & little sibling @ the door – 1942 cal