¡We can no longer be a bunch of empty minds living in critical times refusing to recognize real lies!

Tuesday, 14 October 2008


  1. Because you are GAY.
  2. All your friends have done it and you don't want to be left out.
  3. It's just sex AND you want to live a little.
  4. Your boyfriend thinks he might be bisexual. 
  5. You have a sex addiction. If that's not the case, it's still a good excuse to use should you ever get caught. 
  6. You can't remember the last time you had GREATsex with him. 
  7. Wrong number - but the voice on the other end of the line sounds so nice...You meet up for a quickie. 
  8. The man is just so gorgeous - it would be a crime not to... 
  9. You are on a diet and more sex you can get will burn the calories. 
  10. Revenge if he cheated on you first. 
  11. Every man should have some secrets. 
  12. You are in a long-distance relationship and what he doesn’t won’t hurt him. 
  13. You're stressed about your job, your friends are acting up and he won't stop nagging. 
  14. You want to punish your partner. That's all. 
  15. The other man has a nice place AND money to spear…and you've always wanted to get dirty with the finer things in life. 
  16. You don’t LOVE him but don’t want to leave him. 
  17. You're in the mood for an adventure. 
  18. You're on a solo business trip and feeling lonely. 
  19. You're nearing a mid-life OR quarter-life crisis. 
  20. His sex drive is on cruise control. 
  21. His dick is TOO small and you need so much more…


  1. I love my man. I ain't cheating!

  2. lol @ this...

    It's a dangerously high level of disrespect to mess around then come back home and lay next to somebody who trusts you. Once you've found a reason to do it once, you'll certainly do it again, why not just call it quits ?

    Good boi @ acoustic :-)

  3. If God actually gave me the opportunity to have someone truly special in my life, I could never ever do anything to hurt him. Love is all that I dream of... and where there is no love, there is no room for sex. Not in my life.




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