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Thursday 17 November 2011

THE PROBLEM WITH RACE IS...(ACCORDING TO CHUCK LORRE)


I have long believed that part of our problem with resolving race issues in America is our inability to accurately name what we are. Aside from the occasional Johnny and Edgar Winter, there are no white people. Any child with a box of crayons can tell you that white people are, in fact, beige. The sickly ones are gray. Following this crayon logic, one can easily see that there are really no black people. They are brown. Or perhaps raw umber. Or maybe burnt sienna. Frankly, every time I hear someone comment on America's first black president, I can't help thinking, "No, he's not. He's more like caramel." Which is why I think we should all get in the habit of calling each other what we really are. How can you racially slur a man by calling him "beigey" or "umber?" The answer is you can't. Because that's exactly what he is. The melanin doesn't lie. Buy a box of Crayolas and see for yourself. We are all members of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. Can I hear a kumbaya?



Tuesday 16 August 2011

IT'S NOT ABOUT COLOR...IT'S ABOUT BEHAVIOR





'They're standing on the corner and they can't speak English. 

I can't even talk the way these people talk:

Why you ain't,

Where you is,

What he drive,

Where he stay,

Where he work,

Who you be...

And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk.

And then I heard the father talk.

Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth In fact you will never get any kind of job making a decent living.

People marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an Education, and now we've got these knuckleheads walking around.

The lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal.

These people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids.

$500 sneakers for what?

And they won't spend $200 for Hooked on Phonics.

I am talking about these people who cry when their son is standing there in an orange suit.

Where were you when he was 2?

Where were you when he was 12?
Where were you when he was 18 and how come you didn't know that he had a pistol?

And where is the father? Or who is his father?

People putting their clothes on backward: Isn't that a sign of something gone wrong?

People with their hats on backward, pants down around the crack, isn't that a sign of something?

Isn't it a sign of something when she has her dress all the way up and got all type of needles [piercing] going through her body?

What part of Africa did this come from??

We are not Africans. Those people are not Africans; they don't know a thing about Africa
I say this all of the time. It would be like white people saying they are European-American. That is totally stupid.

I was born here, and so were my parents and grandparents and, very likely my great grandparents. I don't have any connection to Africa, no more than white Americans have to Germany, Scotland , England , Ireland , or the Netherlands . The same applies to 99 percent of all the black Americans as regards to Africa. So stop, already! ! !

With names like Shaniqua, Taliqua and Mohammed and all of that crap ......... And all of them are in jail.

Brown or black versus the Board of Education is no longer the white person's problem.

We have got to take the neighborhood back.

People used to be ashamed. Today a woman has eight children with eight different 'husbands' -- or men or whatever you call them now.

We have millionaire football players who cannot read.

We have million-dollar basketball players who can't write two paragraphs. We, as black folks have to do a better job.

Someone working at Wal-Mart with seven kids, you are hurting us.

We have to start holding each other to a higher standard...

"We cannot blame the white people any longer."

Dr.. William Henry 'Bill' Cosby, Jr., Ed..D.

It's NOT about color...

It's about behavior!!!

JOHN STAMOS GUIDE TO CUDDLING






In this hilarious College Humor video, John Stamos reunites with Bob Saget for a manly look at tenderness. The video starts off with Stamos saying, “Hi I’m John Stamos – one of the most handsome men you can think of off the top of your head.” He then goes onto explain that he often gets asked for sex advice, but that the trick to winning over a woman actually comes down to the cuddling.

Demonstrating on Bob Saget, stamos demonstrates the techniques of his patented “Stamos Snugglefest“. Techniques demonstrated include the “Stamos Soother”, “Stamos Scalper”, “Stamos Spoonful”, and more. Oh, and Stamos doesn’t actually realize that it’s Saget in the bed until the end. LOL. You will thoroughly enjoy this video and suddenly find yourself in the mood for cuddling…with John Stamos. Watch the video below!


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