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Wednesday, 19 August 2009

¿PENIS LENGTH: DO YOU HAVE THE CORRECT MEASUREMENTS?


In order to obtain the most accurate measurements possible, please follow the guidelines below and remember that the closer you follow these guidelines, the more accurate your measurements will be…
  1. Stimulate yourself with reckless abandon until you are hard as a piece of wood. DO NOT ejaculate. I know it is tempting, but it will spoil your measurement. Nothing spoils an erection more than a forceful orgasm. You may harvest your seed once you have taken your measurements. 
  2. Place a soft measuring tape gently on the skin of your belly, at the base of your erect penis. Do not use a measuring device made of metal, plastic, or wood. Many men have a slight curve in their shaft, and using a hard measuring device does not allow for an accurate measurement. Press the measuring tape against your Phallus and read the nearest quarter-inch measurement at the tip of your penis.
  3. Record this number on a piece of paper. Keep this in a safe place, far from prying eyes.
  4. Repeat this measurement procedure for seven days and record the results along with your first measurement, preferably with different erections and preferably on different days. Why? Because, as is the way of the world, your erections will vary slightly each day, depending on your level or arousal, time of day, room temperature, the length of time between your last sexual experience, and your diet.
After seven days, add up the total of your measurements and divide by seven. This will give you a very accurate measurement of the length of your erect penis.


21 comments:

  1. I have something fun to do when I go home... he he he

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  2. Quite a few dudes need to read this lesson and follow up.

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  3. EDUARDO - YOU MAKE ME SMILE...

    SEEKDIANSA - I BET YOU DO...

    FOX - I KNOW...I KNOW...

    THAT DUDE - CARE TO DROP SOME NAMES FOR US?

    DOPE FIEND - YOU TOO?

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  4. I am putting the "crack top" down now and getting my ruler....Last time I measured was when I was like 17 and it was 8....But I think it's changed....:)

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  5. REGGIE - I THINK YOU NEED TO MEASURE AGAIN...I AM SURE YOU HAVE GROWN...

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  6. I guess I've been doing it wrong all this time!

    I love that you have such explicit instructions on this topic. Not the kind of post I see every day. :)

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  7. CORVEDACOSTA - DOES IT INDEED...

    JASON - NO YOU DON'T...HOPE IT HELPS...

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  8. I will have to rush out and purcchase a tape measure being that I do not have readily available; I have used the ruler and tapped out @ 9 1/2 or 10 inches. This shall be interesting.

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  9. Yu're giving me the giggles... but interesting piece nonetheless.

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  10. I love this! I didnt even think about people having different erections on different days. I need to put this into practice

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  11. dude, the balls move back, insertable length and overall length are the same thing...

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  12. I can see that we are all crazy when it comes to this topic. he he he

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  13. I don't think it matters. Having the measurement and using it to your advantage are two diff things.

    It is good to know because people always brag about size. I think culturally the bigger you are in size the bigger man you appear to be....ego.

    Thanks for the steps to measure effectively gayte keeper using it is a whole diff 'balls' game.

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  14. Interesting! LOL! Just stopping by to say hello.

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  15. CHET – VERY INTERESTING…

    MISS SHALLOTTE – LOVE WHEN YOU HAVE THE GIGGLES…

    NOBLE – I AM SURE YOU WILL PRACTICE THIS…

    ANONYMOUS – OKAY…

    SEEKDIANSA – THAT WE ARE…

    CORVEDACOSTA – YOU ARE VERY MUCH WELCOME…

    SCORNED WOMAN – IT IS SO NICE SEEING YOU…MISSED YA!!!

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  16. HAHAHAHA, I cant respond to this one...

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