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- Because you are GAY.
- All your friends have done it and you don't want to be left out.
- It's just sex AND you want to live a little.
- Your boyfriend thinks he might be bisexual.
- You have a sex addiction. If that's not the case, it's still a good excuse to use should you ever get caught.
- You can't remember the last time you had GREATsex with him.
- Wrong number - but the voice on the other end of the line sounds so nice...You meet up for a quickie.
- The man is just so gorgeous - it would be a crime not to...
- You are on a diet and more sex you can get will burn the calories.
- Revenge if he cheated on you first.
- Every man should have some secrets.
- You are in a long-distance relationship and what he doesn’t won’t hurt him.
- You're stressed about your job, your friends are acting up and he won't stop nagging.
- You want to punish your partner. That's all.
- The other man has a nice place AND money to spear…and you've always wanted to get dirty with the finer things in life.
- You don’t LOVE him but don’t want to leave him.
- You're in the mood for an adventure.
- You're on a solo business trip and feeling lonely.
- You're nearing a mid-life OR quarter-life crisis.
- His sex drive is on cruise control.
- His dick is TOO small and you need so much more…
LMAO ur a mess
ReplyDeleteI love my man. I ain't cheating!
ReplyDeletelol @ this...
ReplyDeleteIt's a dangerously high level of disrespect to mess around then come back home and lay next to somebody who trusts you. Once you've found a reason to do it once, you'll certainly do it again, why not just call it quits ?
Good boi @ acoustic :-)
If God actually gave me the opportunity to have someone truly special in my life, I could never ever do anything to hurt him. Love is all that I dream of... and where there is no love, there is no room for sex. Not in my life.
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