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Monday, 12 October 2009

WHAT HIS UNDERWEAR SAYS ABOUT HIM...



Because, much like learning a man’s astrological sign, his underwear speak volumes about what kind of guy he really is, and what kind of equipment he’s working with. You could read his tea leaves, or consider the following:


TIGHTY WHITIES: They say he’s a real classic guy, the kind who owns a Golden Retriever (or at least grew up with one) and likes long walks on the beach and skiing in the winter. Just make sure his underwear isn’t too tight, or he could be a real piece of work who works out for two hours every morning and asks you, “Are you sure you should eat that?” when you order dessert.


BOXER SHORTS: Here’s the kind of man you can bring home to mom. He’s an all-around good guy who’s into sports and likes to let it all hang loose. But beware of his cousin, the one who wears silk, paisley boxers. That guy is way finicky and he will judge your own undie collection, so you don’t wanna be caught wearing frumpy undies around him…


BOXER BRIEFS: This man is a “closet stud” who likes to walk a little on the alternative side. His penis needs all the tender caressing support of a tighty whitie, but he’s laid-back and easy breezy like a boxer guy. He’s not trying to impress anyone, and he likes what he likes. He’s probably kind of a player too, but you won’t know until after he’s serenaded you and the next morning explains how you’re beautiful but he really just can’t “be in a relationship right now.”


COCK SOCKS: Run do not walk away from the guy who busts one of these little numbers out. Insecure and overly macho at the same time, here’s a guy who’s compensating for the fact that he has something to hide by barely hiding anything at all. It’s the male equivalent of a rhinestone g-string. There’s just no way to wear one of these with any semblance of class or dignity, got it? Note to men: Speedos and the like are like kryptonite to those wanting to have sex with you until you pulled your pants down.



MANTIES: Before you freak out and have a heart attack, consider that the manties man is not a full-on sexual deviant, but just really kinky and sexually confident. This rock star will fully blow your mind (and that’s not all) in the sack. On the flip side, he’s a total hedonist who’s likely to steal your best lingerie while he’s waiting for his next man panty order to arrive. Proceed with caution, but do strap in and enjoy the best sex of your life.

16 comments:

  1. What do they say about the low rise briefs? Tey're like tighty whities, but a lot smaller...

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  2. For what it's worth, I'm in boxer briefs about 90% of the time.

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  3. This post made me feel good about myself since I'm a 90+% boxer brief dude. LOL For some reason I always thought that the tighty whities wer for boys and boxers were the rites of passage to manhood. Good Post !

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  4. lmao not the manties! I love it!

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  5. you forgot Bikinis, assorted fashion underwear and wearing no underwear at all!

    I hate boxers because of the freedom. I hate tighty whities because of the classic nature to them. I dont wear boxer briefs because my legs aren't that thick to keep the legs in them where they are supposed to be resulting in them riding up. Manties should not exist. The dick sleeve... I see how I would wear one, but thats too out there for me.

    I have these black trunks, which you also forgot, that are real soft and see through when you look closely. real close. They have these tiny holes and there are enough of them that you can see my skin tone under them!

    I'm a bikini and a trunk kind of guy. I need you to update this post with info on those two!

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  6. I am a boxer 50% and boxer briefs 50%.....I like the freedom and the tightness at the same time :P

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  7. 100 Boxer Brief guy lol
    I just thought about it and the type could tell or give a hint as to the guy or person u r. So true.

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  8. Fuzzy I believe that's called mesh, when they have tiny holes, which make them see through...I tell you man, you are just full of surprises!

    Okay I actually very curious as to what the GayteKeeper is rocking...my theory is Manties...IDK there is something about the description, that he is really building it up or something...hmmm perhaps he likes his men in Manties...hmmm

    Anyway I'm a boxer brief person myself. I like the security of the brief, with the extra fabric of the boxer. I never have liked the boxers. I have done the briefs, but not since I was a kid have they been white. I like them in color. My boxer briefs or plain in either black or gray.

    I think I have yet to have sex with a man who wears tighty whities, maybe but I can't remember. It would have definitely been with the over 45 men...Do black men under 40 still where tighty whities? I think I would love to get with a black guy in his 20s or so who wore them. I mean in white too no color...That would be sorta hot.

    When I use to work at a department store...there was this teen who was in high school who was shopping with his mom, and she would always argue with him about him wearing snything but tighty whities. She would say at least get them bigger, so they wouldn't squash is nuts...she told me he has been trying to wear the same size for a while although his pants size has went up.

    Underwear too me is such a surprise at times. Still while working at the department store. One time this hot guy from the merchadise shipment/pickup area, came up to the mens department to buy underwear on his break. It shocked me that this tall thick muscled hot guy, who kinda thuggish wore bikini briefs...I was shocked. He was one of those guys I could never figure out if he was black or white...I know crazy right, but no one ever really knew. Anyway he was buying underwear and sweat clothes on his credit card, because he didn't have the money to go to the laudry mat, until payday. Just something I was thinking about when reading this post.

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  9. FORBIDDEN - THEY DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE LOW RISE BRIEFS...

    MECHADUDE2001 - EVEN THOUGH I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU, I GET ABOUT YOU...

    THAWICKEDONE - GLAD YOU FELT GOOD...

    NOBLE - YOU SEEM TO LIKE THOSE HUH?

    FUZZY - WHEN I DO ANOTHER POST ON THIS SUBJECT I WILL INCLUDE THE BIKINIS...

    REGGIE - YOU ALWAYS KNOW HOW TO MAKE ME SMILE...

    CORVEDACOSTA - I COULD SEE YOU IN SOMETHING ELSE...

    YBANDDL - NAH I DON'T ROCK THE MANTIES...I WEAR BOXERS, BOXER BRIFES & TIGHTY WHITIES..

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  10. boxers are the shit...freedom is best:)
    zxxx

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  11. You know Kish? I took one look at mr cock socks & thought 'yep, that's my friend olright'. I thought I could see u in something like that.

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  12. MISS SHALLOTTE - NAH...NOT MY THING...

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  13. KNOXXY - I CAN PICTURE YOU IN A PAIR...

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