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Wednesday, 07 October 2009

HOW TO MAKE LOVE...



INGREDIENTS:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
4 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
2 Firm bananas


DIRECTIONS:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well
creamed. For best results continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with
nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften,
repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

NOTES:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before
and after use!
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, call the bible and report another miracle!


17 comments:

  1. my cake didn't rise, but my banana did. =)

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  2. I now have 2 laughing eyes...

    Problem is the recipe calls for 4 laughing eyes.

    Anyway... sounds like a GREAT recipe. I look forward to being able to try it soon :-)

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  3. hm hm hm made a note of this recipe lol

    wicked

    Howie

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  4. okay... my imagination has wondered! the crotch of my non pleated dress pants is firm now. I have this post to thank for that! Those bananas and the mixing bowl!

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  5. This made my day! I was cracking up most of today. Thanks.

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  6. Now, that's a good recipe. Thanks for the laughs!

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  7. LOL crazy.

    InsideJamariFox.Wordpress.Com

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  8. PHOTOGREG - I AM SURE IT DID...

    CONN3CTION - I AM SURE THAT YOU WILL GET A CHANCE TO PUT THIS RECIPE TO USE...

    GLBTQ - LET US KNOW HOW IT TURNS OUT FOR YA...

    FUZZY - YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME SMILE...

    SEEKDIANSA - YOU VERY MUCH WELCOME...

    KYLE - SO GOOD!!!

    JAMARI - ISN'T IT THOUGH?

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  9. Now that is quite the recipe, but you forgot the part where you put one leg up near the microwave and the other leg up near the blender then start heating and mixing things.

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  10. "WE" are reading this and love is turning out quite nice... Thank You!

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  11. WONDER MAN - SO CUTE...

    CHET - YEAH I DID HUH?

    SIR YELLOW BONE - YOU ARE WELCOME...

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  12. SHUCKS! I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THIS ONE! LOL

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  13. MISS SHALLOTTE - YOU COULD NEVER MISS ANYTHING HERE...

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  14. That's right. Miss Shallotte concurs with your conclusion.

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