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Monday, 01 March 2010

I COULD NEVER BE GAY BECAUSE...


Have you ever heard a hetero person that they CANNOT be gay because of some silly reason? Reasons that suggest that we are gay because of our sexual demons or some other God awful reason? So this entry is about the things you heard heteros say when trying to explain why they can’t be gay.

My top 3 (and favorite) are:

God says it is wrong

Men saying the LOVE pussy TOO much

Women saying they LOVE dick TOO much

SO WHAT THE OFF THE WALL THINGS OTHERS SAID TO YOU THAT MADE THEM FEEL YOU HAVE TO BE GAY?

7 comments:

  1. "because anal sex is disgusting"

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  2. Because I don't like the way dicks smell.

    Really?

    Like even your own?

    And I love the irony of a forty something woman wearing a shirt about how whack homophobia is when it took her forty years to stop contributing to homophobia by being silent about her sexuality until it was too damned obvious to stop publicly denying anymore.

    Delightful :D

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  3. I've heard quite a few, some of my favorites are as follows:

    " I couldn't be gay because it goes against the bible."

    "I wasn't brought up that way."

    "The gay gene doesn't run in my family."

    "Only men that have been molested turn out to be gay."

    These are quotes by the same men that come into the gay bars hustling, very often leaving with patrons.

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  4. EDUARDO - MAKES ME WONDER IF THEY TRIED IT WITH THE RIGHT PERSON...

    COGENT ASCENDING - THAT'S A GOOD ONE!

    CHET - THE LAST ONE IS MY FAV!

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  5. "i could never be gay cuz vaginas freak me out."

    *mufuckin crickets at that one*

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  6. I've heard men say that 'dick is nasty'. I guess maybe they are speaking of their OWN personal lack of cleaniness.

    One.

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  7. NERCANDY - MY RESPONSE WOULD BE THAT'S WHY I AM GAY!

    MOANERPLICITY - THEY SO ARE!

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