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Friday, 22 May 2009

THE BIG DICK SYNDROME


Have you ever decided to take on an above-average size penis and the carrier didn’t know how to work it? Well a friend and I were chatting the other day and he was telling about this guy he met whose penis was more than enough for two persons…Picture it, he is all ready to go on the ride of his life, so he hops on and a minute or two later he hears the words I AM CUMMING! Talk about selfish right? I mean my friend was just about to kick things into second gear only to left wondering if he should have used a toy instead…But he isn’t the only person that came across this situation, I heard of a few others took on the anaconda and it’s pounding only to find that the person it is attached to doesn’t know how to work it. What’s the point of taking a dick that seems to measure from the crack of his to the top of his knee if he isn’t going to give you one the best sex stories of your life? Nothing is more aggravating than a sexual ADD top and from my experiences showing up with a HUGE dick isn’t enough…SO HOW MANY YOU HAVE STORIES WHERE YOU HAD TO CANCEL HIS MEMBERSHIP TO YOUR SEX CLUB BECAUSE HE CAME WITH A WHOLE HEAP OF NOTHING?

18 comments:

  1. Me. O gawsh ME!

    Fisrt time i was just like.....4serious is that it? Told him to be gone.

    second time, I was dating the dude, so i just taught him. made up names and cute games. Now he working that magic on other chicks. smh. i'm not mad though, It was my good deed.

    i still can't fux wit the Small dick syndromed dudes tho. NO SIR!

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  2. Yes, I can't stand that. I mean..atleast learn how to use the damn thing...gosh!

    What's worse...is you get the "jackhammer" as I call them, and they go in pound, pound, pound..you think..well ok it's gonna be like this...and then uh, uh, uh...they done. What the hell!!?? All the while..you haven't even come remotely close to getting yours...and they ready to roll over and go to sleep like they've done something....bitch please!

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  3. I've only ever experienced that scenario with Little Dick Guys. However, I've known plenty of Big Boys to just lay there assuming their anaconda means they can just lay there and do nothing else...

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  4. A!? Kishna... 'penis more than enough for two persons...'; 'anaconda'...? A!

    But actually it can be a pretty traumatic experience, having been down that road at some point. All I can say is that I was traumatised down there... Never again! No anacondas for me. It ain't worth it. Forget the obsession with the oversized penis. It's overated.

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  5. ummm....Ill come back once Im done counting. So far Im up to 2.....lol

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  6. ...........still counting... (^_^)

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  7. ................umm, yea I guess him too..........o still counting..............Ill be back!

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  8. ok ...please go on...this could take forever.......DONT SIT HERE AND WAIT ON ME!! aaaaaaaaaaarRRGHHG

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  9. The experiences have been few, but I do recall one in particular and he continues to call to this day and he just doesn't get it, he can't put it down in the bedroom.

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  10. Yup. Been there! Very frustrating.

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  11. But I love how you think *wink*

    I had my share of a big dick and it was attached to the finest meanest leanest toned-est (you get my point) dude from off of BGC.

    He tried to stick that 11.5 inch dick in me and I could hear the bells from heaven. We did every position for him to smash but no luck. He couldn't get all the way in.

    I just gave him head and sent him on his way. I was pretty inexperienced with the dick taking so I may have to give him a call so he can make me hear the bells again.

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  12. its a tragedy i tell u lol...but I know some guys who catch that first nutt real quick but are ready to go again in like 5 secs..so if thas the case then I can deal with it...but a 2min hit and quit no thanx

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  13. Hmm...yeah, this all sounds familiar. Happened to me, too, just once though. His wife drove up. [joking of course....or am I?]. Seriously, no really, this has happened to me a couple of times. Needless to say, I was neither impressed nor amused. Gives a whole new meaning to a "quickie", right?

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  14. :-)!!! Hundred years ago, I was single and fucking around in the clubs. A typical Cruising Talk is:
    "You are activ, or you a passiv, maybye both? How big is your cock..!?"...and then "do you use poppers!?"

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  15. Too this day i aint met my match yet im always the last to cum, I have had them all dudes who are small and cum quick them ones are pittyfull i dont eve bother finishing myself off i just roll over and cry myself silently to sleep lol, i have had the rough typa nikka who made me bleed like i was a virgin, I have had the ones who was getting some where then befor i could even get close he cums (but his thick hands came in handy lol they worked far better than his dick did though) but still some of them where big(special needs dick) and some where small, ithger way non knew how to work it...............

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  16. i feel there are a million and one way to get off besides anal. if the dude is willing to make up for it in other ways then we are good.

    also, i love to look at a big meaty penis but truth be told big meaty penises are cumbersome. 6 to 8 is perfect.

    and, just to play devil's advocate, why does all the pressure gotta be on the active partner?

    i hate hate hate a passive dude who just lays there with bambi eyes. talk about selfish.

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  17. DOPE FIEND - YOU ARE ARE SUCH A TROOPER...L(O)L!!!

    SOZO'S - I GUESS THEY FIGURE THE BIG DICK IS HERE SO ENOUGH DONE!!!

    KA-OS - YOU ARE ONE OF THE LUCKY ONES...

    MISS SHALLOTTE - I AM SURE YOU KNOW JUST WHAT I MEAN...L(O)L!!!

    OYIN - STILL COUNTING?

    CHET - SO SAD...

    DUSTY BOOT - I GUESS WE ALL HAVE TO EXPERIENCE THIS INJUSTICE...

    J. FOX - I LOVE HOW YOU THINK AS WELL...

    JERZEY REALITY - IF THEY CAN WORK THEMSELVES UP AGAIN & BRING THEN ALL WILL BE JUST FINE...

    CONSTANT MOTION - HMMMM...

    BJÖRNS-BRUTZELBUDE - I USED POPPERS ONCE AND IT DID NOTHING BUT GIVE ME A DAMN HEAD ACHE!!!

    DEONTE'K - LYAO ISN'T A BAD THING MOST TIMES...

    KABOMO - I THINK YOU NEED SOME TLC BEFORE SEX...

    JOSEPH - I AM WITH YOU ON THAT TIP...

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