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Wednesday, 13 July 2011

¿ARE YOU HONORING YOUR BLOG CONTRACT?

I believe that there is an unspoken contract between those who blog and those who read blogs. That contract states that in exchange for the reader’s time and attention, he or she will experience the simple joy of life. Anything less constitutes a breach of contract. I think we bloggers have worked VERY hard to hold up our end of the bargain. We hope you've laughed, screamed, cried and all that GOOD stuff. We certainly have.

For those of you who have not fully given us your time and attention, we would expect you to do better in the future. Talking to bloggers via FACEBOOK, YIM, MSN and other chat devices about visiting their blogs and NOT doing it, means you're not really holding up your end of the contract. How about you keep your partner, family AND friends wait? Tell them to write blogs to communicate with you. Needless to say, all phones must be shut off and toilet visits are allowed only if you have a laptop or a device that allows you read blogs.

If the above demands seem onerous, please keep in mind that we have entered into an unspoken comedy contract. Failure on the part of either party to comply with its terms will result in…DO WE REALLY WANT TO FIND OUT?

12 comments:

  1. I thought this would strictly be about all the bloggers here at blogger.com

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  2. Good use of the word "onerous". :)

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  3. THE ISLAND GUY: NOPE THIS INCLUDES EVERYONE.

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  4. WRITER: FIGURED A WRITER WOULD READ BETWEEN THE LINES.

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  5. Ha! Too funny, but I totally feel you. There should be a pop-up window that surfaces before entering blogs:

    "Before you can enter, you must agree to the following TERMS AND CONDITIONS. Do you agree?" LOL

    People ignore terms and conditions anyway, so, they'll click on through. ;-)

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  6. Excellent! Your creative juices were working overtime for this one!

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  7. ROGER: THEY CERTAINLY WERE, YOU HAVE NO IDEA!

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  8. By all means I'm honoring my Blog Contract. :)LOL

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  9. CHET: THAT I KNOW YOU ARE! THANKS!

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  10. Amen! (I know I'm late, but I felt like browsing your old posts)

    -_Cogito

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