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Sunday, 26 June 2011

THE "PERFECT" PASTOR

The perfect pastor preaches exactly 10 minutes.


He [or she] condemns sin roundly but never hurts anyone's feelings.

He [or she] works from 8 AM until midnight and is also the church janitor.

The perfect pastor makes $40 a week, wears good clothes, drives a good car, buys good books, and donates $30 a week to the church.

He [or she] is 29 years old and has 40 years experience.

Above all, he [or she] is handsome.

The perfect pastor has a burning desire to work with teenagers, and he [or she] spends most of their time with the senior citizens.

He [or she] smiles all the time with a straight face because he [or she] has a sense of humor that keeps them seriously dedicated to the church.

He [or she] makes 15 home visits a day and is always in the office to be handy when needed.

The perfect pastor always has time for church council and! all of its committees. He [or she] never misses the meeting of any church organization and is always busy evangelizing the unchurched.

The perfect pastor is always in the next church over!

If your pastor does not measure up, simply send this entry to six other churches that are tired of their pastor, too.

Then bundle up your pastor and send him [or her] to the church at the top of the list.

If everyone cooperates, in one week you will receive 2048 pastors.

One of them should be perfect.

Have faith one church broke the chain and got its old pastor back in less than three months.


¿WHAT IS YOUR IDEA OF THE "PERFECT" PASTOR?

2 comments:

  1. The perfect pastor is good orator who can get all those church go'in bitches wet enough to give him all of their cash. But truth be told he in reality does'nt give a fuck about them. When service is over, he rushes back to my bed to serve the only true GOD he knows and beleives in, my cock. The rest of that sunday he spends in total worship of my sack. His firm lips rubbing up and down the shaft of my EGO. With my cock both hard and wet from his mouth, I turn him over and with my first powerful penetration in his ass, my dick gets even harder as he screams out my name. "OH MIGHT GOD, OH MIGHT GOD" he cries out as I pound that ass into total submission. When I finish seeding his ass he begs me to let him so me his love for me by licking my ass. As I stand up I grab his head and bring is face to my ass. A rush of power flows through my dick as I feel his tonge push deep in my hole. That evening when he's done and as he's putting my cockring back on me I ask him who does he serve. "You" he says in a loud voice. You are the only true GOD I serve" he says. As a smiled all I could say was "damn right bitch".

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  2. ANON: AMEN, I WOULD GO TO THAT CHURCH!

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