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Monday, 03 May 2010

30 THINGS ALL GAY MEN SHOULD HAVE BY THE AGE 30


  1. A skin care regimen.
  2. A tasty signature dish he can whip up for a date.
  3. Respect for each other because we are more than dicks, ass, abs and a pretty face.
  4. @ Least four good pairs of shoes: dressy, business casual, casual, exercise.
  5. @ Least one friend who gives honest advice.
  6. A tailored suit.
  7. Enough clean underwear (no holes!) to get him through a week between laundry sessions.
  8. Independence.
  9. A favorite cookbook.
  10. A decent set of pots and pans.
  11. An emergency kit in the trunk of his car.
  12. A hobby that does not include going to a gay bar.
  13. A trusted barber.
  14. A pair of jeans that makes his butt look good.
  15. His health care on lock and that include having a physician and dentist.
  16. A driver’s license.
  17. Always enough toilet paper.
  18. Sheets that don’t scratch.
  19. A smile he uses generously.
  20. Enough confidence to approach someone he finds attractive.
  21. Enough sense not to use a cheesy pick-up line.
  22. Self Acceptance.
  23. The beginning of a nest egg.
  24. A place where everyone knows his name.
  25. @ Least one sex move he’s received lots of positive feedback on.
  26. A non-commitment phobic view of relationships.
  27. An awesome sense of how to have sex in a responsible manner.
  28. Common sense to NOT to think that he woo another man by material things alone.
  29. Common sense NOT to think that money and materials alone can make him happy.
  30. Clothes that fit.

14 comments:

  1. Wow, I have 29 of the 30 things. You just made me feel good about myself.

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  2. Fun list. I didn't have a few of tghese by the time I was 30. Hell, I still don't have a couple of these now.

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  3. I loved loved LOVED this list! In a time where material things are so highly revered, it is good to see a list that shows off the importance of trusted friends, sharing a smile, and .... ummm... jeans that make your butt look good ;)

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  4. Thanks for this list!!! I have printed the list and I'm only five away from having all 30 completed. Im goiong to mark of the five as I complete them Going buy the emergency road kit for the trunk tonite. I think my car came with a small one but I will buy a real one.

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  5. I have about 75% of this list in place.

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  6. I hope to have All of those by 30, working on a few now :)

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  7. wow, this really did lift my mood, I am only 23 and have accomplished alot of these things...Great Post!!!

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  8. I have to confess that my jeans make my butt look good... and my package attractive !

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  9. Cool list! How about just one more: the ability to laugh at himself?

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  10. I agree with all of those except the underwear...I have no use for them.
    And you may want to add a good set of chef's knives...they are a lot handier than pots and pans; take it from me, I studied cuisine in Dijon, Fr.
    thanks for the comment.
    saludos,
    raulito

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  11. Nice list! I had a good number of these by age 30, much more of them by age 35, and most all of them by
    40. I had lost and found some of them again by 45, and by 50 - well, in a few months - some of them are not as important as they once were. KEEP RAISING THE BAR!

    Still, number THIRTEEN remains elusive!

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  12. MECHADUDE2001 – GLAD TO DO THAT FOR YA!

    ERIC ARVIN – IT IS NEVER TOO LATE!

    TWISTED WING – YEP IT IS ALL ABOUT THE THINGS THAT WILL CARRY US UNTIL WE LEAVE THIS PLANET…

    ANONYMOUS – KEEP ME POSTED…

    AGB – THANKS…

    CHET – I DON’T DOUBT THAT YOU DO…

    JB – KEEP WORKING BUDDY!

    FRESH APPROACH – GOOD…GLAD TO HEAR THAT!

    DAYUM – CAN I SEE THE PROOF?

    ROGER – I WILL ADD THAT TO THE OTHER LIST I AM WORKING ON…

    RAULITO – NO UNDIES HM…I WILL ADD YOUR SUGGESTION ON THE NEXT LIST I AM WORKING ON…

    COREY – SO YOU ARE 50?

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  13. 17? Really? it's essential?

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