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Monday, 25 January 2010

YOU MUST BE GAY BECAUSE...


Have you ever been told by anyone that you MUST be gay because of silly things they feel are gay traits? I've told some crazy things over the years, but my top 3 are:

1. You are TOO clean AND neat...NO STRAIGHT MAN KEEPS HIMSELF THAT WAY.
2. You look like a PRETTY boy (w/e that is).
3. Your name is Kishna and that's a girl's name.

SO WHAT THE OFF THE WALL THINGS OTHERS SAID TO YOU THAT MADE THEM FEEL YOU HAVE TO BE GAY?

16 comments:

  1. 'And your bullshit opinion would be?' I TOTALLY love that line! LOL (Note to self: must start using it from now on).

    O! But I had no idea that Kishna was a girl's name. Is that normally a girl's name in the Carribean?

    KIDDING, DEAR...

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  2. MISS SHALLOTTE - YOU SHOULD USE THAT LINE...

    WELL IT JUST SOUNDS FEMININE SO...

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  3. OK. But off the record...

    I'm serving you with divorce papers if I finally meet you & find that you're not clean & pretty & everything, as I expect.

    I sure won't have MY (got that?) gay man all shriveled up & what-not, looking like a shriveled-up potatoe & all so hetero. NO SIR!

    Oops! Don't eat me alive.

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  4. "You gotta be gay because you shave your body and you can spend hours comparing Veet, Silk'epil and wax". Yeah, excuse me, it's not like I love to shave, I just don't go for the werewolf look.

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  5. 1. You dress to nice
    2. You're too put together
    3. You speak to proper

    I guess if your pants are around your ankle and you're not butchering the English language that makes you gay.

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  6. LMGAO @ Eduardo! I have been there my friend. trying to figure out which product will be less gross and not as burny as the last one I tried.
    My all time favorite one is when this straight guy explained he knew I was gay because only gay men have small waists and big butts. Apparently my hourglass figure was a dead give away i like to suck cock.
    Then I asked why the hell is he noticing my banging figure if he's straight?
    Mmmm Hmmmm . . . .

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  7. @ Cogent Ascending - I love it!!!
    You must be gay because when I grabbed your ballz and kissed you you hesitated to say stop.
    We all know most of the macho shit is a joke anywayz these the same dudes who have their legs up late @ night - people need to stop believing in fallacies

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  8. People are a hoot, good thing these are not the peoople that are responsible for making major decisions in government or our personal lives.

    Here are a few of the comments made to me in reference to my gayness.

    1. "There is no way a man decorates his house this way unless he's gay, you must be queer."

    2."Chile you get your nails done at the salon, you gotta be gay."

    3. " Your favorite color is pink, you know that is so gay."

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  9. MISS SHALLOTTE - THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!!!

    EDUARDO - IF WE PAY ATTENTION TO THE THINGS PPL SAY WE WOULD HURT THEM...

    TOY COUTURE - I GOT THOSE AS WELL...

    COGENT ASCENDING - WHY INDEED?

    ®‡ø - WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?

    CHET - THE PINK NEVER FAILS HUH?

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  10. Here we go -my three that always seem to rear up no matter where I go are:
    Oh he must be gay no ring on the finger.
    Oh he must be gay; he has no kids and he's too quiet and last but not least
    Oh he must be gay he aint talking to no females.
    Mind you, the females in the workplace are either big time dogs or full fledge cows. All three statements said in a gossipy tone in front of me or directly behind my back clearly in MY hearing range. These same people also borrow money from you and ask for all kinds of favors and you're supposed to automatically say 'sure I'll do it, anything for you.'

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  11. @ Troy N.
    you are so right - thanks for reminding me: of those

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  12. I was told I must be gay because of my feet being so clean and nice lol..

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  13. "of course you are gay.. look at what good taste you have"

    Like there are no trailer trash gay people...

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  14. TROY N. - GOOD ONES...TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THEM!

    DEONTE'K - CAN I SEE THESE FEET?

    STEPHEN - LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

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  15. I was right there with you on one and two, but number three doesn't apply. I guess I could substitute the fact that I had long curly hair when I was young and many people thought that was a sign. Doesn't make sense, I know.

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  16. KYLE - DOES IT EVER MAKE SENSE? L(O)L!

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