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Thursday, 10 September 2009

¿HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE M.U.I.?


The M. U. I. is the MEN’S UNDERWEAR INDEX and I read this interesting article of how it relates to the economy: Are men buying more underwear? That may be the key to determining when the recession will be over.

For one answer to the world's most pressing economic question -- when will the recession end? Just take a peek inside the American man's underwear drawer.

There may be some new pairs there, judging by recent reports from retailers and analysts, and that could mean better days ahead for everyone.

Here's the theory, briefly: Sales of men's underwear typically are stable because they rank as a necessity. But during times of severe financial strain, men will try to stretch the time between buying new pairs, causing underwear sales to dip.

``It's a prolonged purchase,'' said Marshal Cohen, senior analyst with the consumer research firm NPD Group. ``It's like trying to drive your car an extra 10,000 miles.''

The growth in sales of men's underwear began to slow last year as the recession took hold, according to Mintel, another research firm. This year, Mintel expects sales to fall 2.3 percent, the first drop since the company started collecting data in 2003.

But the men's underwear index may also have a silver lining. Mintel predicts that next year, men's underwear sales will fall by only 0.5 percent, and as with many economic indicators, a slowing of a decline can be welcomed as a step in the right direction.

Retailers are reporting encouraging signs in the men's underwear department. Sears spokeswoman Amy Dimond said stores are beginning to see more sales. At Target, spokeswoman Jana O'Leary said sales have been stronger over the past two months and multi-pair packs are moving. Macy's does not break down performance of specific lines of business.

No less an oracle than former Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan has given this theory credence, as described in a report on NPR two years ago.

But you don't have to take his word for it. Just ask Kenneth Sanford, 59, of Capitol Heights, Md., about his underwear. He said he usually buys new boxers every three months or so in maroon, black or white. But he's having a hard time finding a new job, and he hasn't bought a new pair of underwear in at least eight months.

``It's been a while now,'' Sanford said. ``I just don't ever go shopping.''

Of course, there are more conventional indicators of the nation's economic health. The gross domestic product fell 1 percent during the second quarter. Consumer spending and confidence have been on a roller coaster this year. Home sales show some signs of bottoming out. But sometimes, it is the little things that can be the most telling.

Leonard Lauder, chairman of the cosmetics company Estee Lauder, famously looked to lipstick sales as a barometer of consumers' mind-set during the last downturn. He believed that women were looking for small indulgences to lift their spirits during a tough economic time, though that theory has not held up in this recession, as sales of lipstick at mass retailers fell 8 percent over the past year, according to the research firm Information Resources.

Others look to a reported rise in prescriptions of anti-depressants and sleep aids last year as a sign of consumers' fragile state.

But perhaps no other purchase is as intimate as underwear. Few, if any, other people see it, so it's an easy place to skimp. According to Mintel, men buy an average of 3.4 pairs of underwear in a year. But from 2004 to 2008, the proportion of men buying single pairs at a time increased from 5 percent to 8 percent, while the share of men opting for packs of four or more fell slightly, to 66 percent -- indicating that shoppers may be trying to save money by buying only when necessary.

Cohen, of NPD, said he hoped the recent positive signs in men's underwear will spill over into other need-based purchases. With the recession nearing two years, shoppers are at the stage where their stuff is simply beginning to wear out, providing an incentive to return to the stores.

``The consumers may be down, but they're not out,'' said Cohen, who is bullish on an economic recovery.

``If this were a true, deep, long, embedded recession, they wouldn't even be buying underwear.
                                                                                

7 comments:

  1. Hell, I can believe it. I haven't bought a new pair in about 6 months. But then again, I have about 80 pair of undies.I really didn't need anymore.

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  2. i love underwear, I am a victim of underwear...

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  3. Interesting article. But Kishna-san, I didn't know guys bothered that much when it came to underwear. (Or are gay men different to the hetero squad?)

    Some of the guys I have seen only bother with one undewear, especially that long one that looks like short pants. Lawd I hate that thing! They wear it for a whole week, never bothering to change it. The things we see?!

    Even the ones with plenty of underwear in their closet might wear one for a couple of days before they decide enough already.

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  4. This is very interesting information. I have been anticipating purchasing new underwear although it has been a minute since my last purchase. Not sure if you can weigh the purchases of new undies has a changing economy. Now I won't feel so bad about buying some hot red undies from the Undergear catalog.

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  5. I have been buying the hell out underwear lately.

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  6. THAT DUDE - OKAY, WELL YOU DID YOUR PART FOR THE ECONOMY...

    BJORNS - FOR ODD REASON I BELIEVE YOU...

    MISS SHALLOTTE - WELL I KNOW THAT WE GAY MEN LOVE US SOME UNDERWEAR...

    CHET - GET OUT THERE NOW!!!

    THARULA - CARE TO SHOW US?

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  7. Just stop wearing it altogether.

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