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Friday, 06 February 2009


  1. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
  2. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
  3. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
  4. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.
  5. Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.
  6. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
  7. Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
  8. Classic: A book which people praise, but does not read.
  9. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
  10. Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
  11. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
  12. Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
  13. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
  14. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
  15. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
  16. Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
  17. Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
  18. Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
  19. Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.
  20. Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
  21. Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
  22. Father: A banker provided by nature.
  23. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest. Except that he got caught.
  24. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
  25. Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
  26. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
  27. Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
  28. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
  29. Divorce: Future tense of marriage
  30. Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.


  1. You laugh when you read them because they sound so funny, but most of the meanings are actually true, hey?

    My favourite personal favourites would have to be:
    1. Conference Room
    2. Ecstacy
    3. Classic
    4. Etc
    5. Committee
    6. Philosopher
    7. Diplomat
    8. Boss

  2. Webster what the fuck out.....


  4. Boss hits it right on the mark!

  5. I cosign lecture, I dont remember jack from the lectures I took.

  6. ooopppsss, I meant "WATCH" the fuck out...hahahaha

  7. I really...enjoyed this post! I have an affair with words! Great post!

  8. Very funny and cynical but there is a lot of truth to them.

  9. Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before. [My favorite]

    Smile, Diplomat, Opportunist, Optimist, Cigarette [others I really like]

    Really good satire - lovely post




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