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Wednesday, 15 April 2009

SAME-SEX-KISS-DAY


There is a thin line between homophobia AND acceptance even though most people NEVER try to find that line, it is there…I say that we have to FIGHT for our rights and SAME SEX KISS DAY is all about having fun while making a statement, SO PUCKER UP TO THAT SAME-SEX INDIVIDUAL NEAR YOU & ENJOY THE DAY…BUT BEFORE YOU DO PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THE FOLLOWING:

  1. GET YOUR LIPS IN PROPER KISSING ORDER. The most kissable lips are smooth and sweet, not dry, chapped and tense. Here are the basics:
    • Exfoliate your lips with sugar to make them soft.
    • Moisturize your lips to keep them soft.
    • Relax your lips by parting them ever so slightly.
  2.  LOOK INVITING & APPROACHABLE! You might not realize that you've giving off a "leave me alone" vibe, so when you see same-sex individual uncross those arms, keep your hands away from your face, make eye contact, and smile.
  3. BREAK THE TOUCH BARRIER. Touch the person lightly on the arm or shoulder when you're talking. Just make it a quick, innocent touch and don't make a big deal out of it. But if you feel you must holding hands is also a GREAT way to break the touch barrier. After you’ve done that and everything is going well, try kissing the person on the cheek. If you find your lips near their ear (like if you're hugging someone from behind, or whispering something to them) go in for a gentle kiss on the cheek and see how they respond.
  4. LOOK @ THEIR LIPS. Make eye contact and then move your gaze briefly down to the person's lips. Then move your eyes back up to meet theirs and smile demurely. You don't have to be really obvious about it. Many people will take the hint, especially if they've read one of the many articles that list this as a sign that a person wants to kiss or be kissed.
  5. APPROACH FOR THE KISS. Depending on your starting position you may need only to turn your head, or you may need to lean in a bit. You may want to use your hands to gently urge your partner’s body or head into position—you just want to guide his or her movement a little, you don’t want to forcibly move any part of his or her body or hold your partner in an uncomfortable position—but in general you just want to position yourself correctly and let your partner meet you. As you near your partner’s lips, maintain eye contact. 

19 comments:

  1. I just went and got my kiss lol. ;)

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  2. sugar keeps the lips soft? I didn't know that. You mean like the regular table sugar type?

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  3. LOL!!!!! AYE KISHNA, I DON'T KNOW. WHAT IF I GET A SLAP ACROSS MY PRETTY LITTLE FACE? BUT I'LL SEE IF ANYONE'S GAME.

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  4. Wait! What am I saying? I forgot that I'm hetero. And in any case, I don't know how many will be receptive to the idea.

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  5. theres only one person i want to b kissing now and it's a he!

    My recent girl crush faded real fast, she loves everybody, i aint boosting her ego by kising her. kmt.

    but HE could so get it. imma switch uyp the rules...i'll let you know how that goes....probably with another embarrassing story.

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  6. lmao@miss shallotte response. Isnt this just for those in a relationship? Like Im going to get a kiss from some random person. I cant! I have homework lol. I know that sounds crazy...but yeah its true. Y CANT I ENJOY THIS DAY!!!

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  7. #4 made me smile demurely just thinking about it. Excellent tip!

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  8. DEONTE'K - GOOD BOY

    DUSTY BOOT - REGULAR SUGAR

    MISS SHALLOTTE - THIS IS FOR A GOOD CAUSE, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING

    DOPE FIEND - NOT EVEN ONE KISS?

    JAMAR HERROD - JUST GET INTO THE MEANING OF THE DAY...

    RAY AVITO - I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR ADVENTURES ON THIS DAY...

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  9. Well Jamar Herrod, I actually had someone in mind. She's no random person,I work with her and we're pretty good pals.

    When I saw this I thought to meself, 'Well Miss Shallotte, there goes an opportunity to see what it's like on this side of the fence'. I mean, I've never tongue-kissed a girl before. The only kiss-kiss I did with a girl went as far as a smack on the lips.

    I thought to meself, 'Miss Shallotte, here's a chance for you to know what Katy was singing about in 'I kissed a girl'.

    But it turns out my friend is a little on the conservative side. Soooo...up in smokes went my fantasy. Oh well... Next time.

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  10. Exfoliate your lips with sugar to make them soft.

    I guess this makes them sweet as well

    Is this to be apart of the daily regimen?

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  11. I'm on the floor laughing...loves it!

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  12. I'm curious about this whole sugar on the lips thing too. Perhaps you'd care to elaborate on it?

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  13. Hey gatekeeper,
    so many thoughts for a kiss, that's beauty. I just do it, is that a crime???

    By the way
    These beautiful two guys, please "send" them directly to my new 'casting-tale', and still by the way, please vote for their futur roles and film.
    lots of kisses
    mrbabel

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  14. Kishna! I missed this day! But if we ever meet, can I kiss you? I mean...really kiss you!

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  15. I didn't get to kiss though :( I'll require advance notice next year

    & the guy above me wants to kiss you - really kiss you.

    I'll tell him no for you

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  16. COREY - WHY YOU WANT TO KISS ME...REALLY KISS ME?

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  17. Hey i need my kiss....lol

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  18. I wont allow corey to kiss you (Noel looking over my right shoulder).....

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  19. lol @ Miss sharlotte.....I wont dare try it. Im not good with slaps

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