¡We can no longer be a bunch of empty minds living in critical times refusing to recognize real lies!

Tuesday 31 January 2012

THE DAHL HAUS PRESENTS: THE END OF JANUARY, KISS THEM GOODBYE!


































HOW TO BE A BETTER HOMOSEXUAL...


Apparently, I am not a very good homosexual.

I have had a real education this week. I started listening to Bryan Fischer, the Director of Issues Analysis for the American Family Association. He is very smart and has provided me with an eye-opening education. He is teaching me about what it means to be gay. I have learned things I never knew before. I am not sure what his credentials are, but he talks about homosexuality quite often, so it is obvious that he is an expert.

First, he has made it clear to me that the average homosexual has hundreds of sexual partners, some as many as 500 or 1,000 in a lifetime. I did not know this. He said that we homosexuals admit this in our own literature, but I haven't read that literature. I feel so remiss! I am way behind. I am not getting any younger, so it seems that if I want to be at least average, then I'd better start sleeping around more. I figure if I find at least one new lover each week for the next few years, I will be getting closer to filling my quota. What have I been thinking these past 16 years, being monogamous? Precious time has been wasted.

I also found out, thanks to Mr. Fischer, that I need to get some poppers. Using poppers is the way that gay people stay sexually stimulated for more than one sexual encounter in the same night. I did not know this. If I want to get closer to 1,000 or at least 500 sexual partners, it is a good idea to get some poppers so that I can maintain sexual activity with more guys per evening. And did you know that the research says that 96 percent of us who engage in homosexual behavior are using poppers? And that poppers are the main reason for the spread of AIDS? They sound so dangerous! I am so out of the gay loop that I do not know how one even goes about getting poppers. Can you order them online? Or will I have to find a drug dealer on a street corner somewhere?

I also might need to reevaluate Nazism. I always thought that Nazis were reprehensible, but I did not know that we homosexuals are closely aligned with them. Why is it not more widely known that the Nazi party was started in a gay bar and consisted largely of homosexuals? Thank goodness for Mr. Fischer. This fact would have gone largely unnoticed if he had not brought it to the world's attention. He also says that today's homosexuals are basically Nazis. I want to be a good homosexual, so I better give this whole Nazi thing a second chance.

Mr. Fischer says that gay parenting is "inhumane." I do not have children, but he reminded me that if I want to be a good gay, I need to start recruiting other people's children early on. I have not done any gay recruiting before. How embarrassing! He does not provide any information about how to recruit, but I bet it is outlined carefully in the gay literature that I have failed to keep up on. For now, I will start hanging around schoolyards so I can build trust with some kids, and then I will slip in some gay recruitment techniques later.

I am a little confused about one thing, though. Mr. Fischer says that it is God's design to have one sexual partner for life. I thought the Bible said that Abraham, David, Jacob, and Solomon had had multiple wives and/or concubines. I must be reading it wrong. I hope Mr. Fischer teaches a Bible study class so that I can register. Also, I am gay, and I only have one sexual partner (currently), and Mr. Fischer has made it very clear that being gay is against God's design, so my monogamy does not make any sense.

Well, you can see that Bryan Fischer has really got my mind reeling! I am totally reevaluating my whole approach to being gay. Maybe I was recruited incorrectly when I was a child, or maybe my lack of knowledge of up-to-date research is to blame for my lapse in good gayness. I want to be a better homosexual, and that means more sex, drugs, Nazis, coercing children, and on and on and on. I have my work cut out for me!

¿WHAT WOULD IT TAKE FOR YOU/US/WE TO BE BETTER GAY MEN?

¿WHAT WOULD IT FOR YOU/US/WE TO BE BETTER GAY MEN?


Monday 30 January 2012

RuPAULs DRAG RACE SEASON 4

WELL THE TIME HAS COME and seems like LOGO spent their ENTIRE Budget on the new season of RuPaul’s Drag Race and in truRU fashion this season seems to be VERY much over the top!

Not only have they created an elevator music version of RuPaul’s “Jealous of My Boogie” but they've also decked out all the racers in sickening black and gold plated droid-wear and portrayed RuPaul as a mad scientess cackling as lightning electrifies her disco ball. It’s possibly the best-produced thing seen on LOGO EVER! WILL YOU BE WATCHING THIS SEASON?


¿WHAT INTERESTING MOVIE DESCRIBES YOUR SEX LIFE?


MONDAY MUSICAL MOTIVATION: DOMINO


Jessie J's new track "Domino", co-written with Katy Perry and produced by Dr Luke - The uptempo/happy/summery pop song serves as Jessie's second US single of her career - She's decided to hit back at America with a totally brand new track, after finally realizing there was no other track in 'Who You Are', besides "Price Tag", that could do something in the competitive and sometimes picky American market. But thank God it was like that, cause otherwise we wouldn't have heard this amazing song "Domino" is. It's hot! It's a SMASH! Yes, sounds very Katy Perry-ish but whatever, Jessie J has THE vocals. "Domino" has a great Dr Luke production, catchy verses and a killer hook!
"Domino" by Jessie J is currently (week 04, 2012) in the HOT100 Billboard charts at position 15.

Sunday 29 January 2012

HOW TO PRAY FOR THE END OF LGBT TEEN SUICIDE


We're shocked and sad and angry every time the news breaks about another tragedy. We share the news on Facebook. We hold candlelight memorials. We speak out against bullying. We donate to The Trevor Projecthttp://www.previewshots.com/images/v1.3/t.gif.

Now, let's also focus our SPIRITUAL POWER on ending this suffering.
Each of us who believes in the Power of Prayer (or The Secrethttp://www.previewshots.com/images/v1.3/t.gifcreative visualizationhttp://www.previewshots.com/images/v1.3/t.giftonglenhttp://www.previewshots.com/images/v1.3/t.gif, or Ho'oponoponohttp://www.previewshots.com/images/v1.3/t.gif) must now dedicate some portion of our practice to LGBT young people.

What does this mean?

We live in a creative universe. What we think about creates our individual experience, but those of us who believe in prayer also believe that what we pray about effects the world.

DO NOT PRAY ABOUT LGBT TEEN SUICIDE.
Prayer and similar practices are creative - you get more of what you put energy toward. "Whatsoever you ask in my Name, that will I do." (John 14:13)

So when you do your spiritual work around this issue, do not pray from your grief, your anger, your compassion. Do not pray about the tragedy. Do not pray for this epidemic to stop. These would be negative prayers.

Instead, use positive prayer.

Pray for peace and healing and protection and Light and angels and Love to surround and lift up LGBT youth.

See it in your mind while you practice.

Imagine every LGBT teen laughing, living in joy, receiving love and support from all directions.

If you can't wipe the memory of these tragedies from your spiritual practice: close your eyes; consciously witness the lost child's experience of bullying or loneliness - like a movie; and then, do it again, but make different choices. That is, imagine what the scenerio would have been if everything had gone right - if they'd found the strength, known what to say, who to tell, where to turn, how to get through it. Focus on this new sequence, and send it out into the universe as the new story of How Things Go.

And then, BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.

But we have to do it together.

And we have to do it NOW!

SAVE THE GAYS...

¡SAVE THE GAYS & WE MIGHT SAVE THE WORLD¡










Saturday 28 January 2012

THE DAHL HAUS PRESENTS: MULTICULTURAL MALE IMAGES FOR THE NEW MILLENNIUM BY BIRON

























"Pushing the barriers forward between acceptable caucasian male images and pornography is still considered cutting edge, but its ineffective shock value suggests we are ready for much more." biron


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